It is trivial to find articles from the lamestream media discussing the Mysterious Lake Superior Goo. These articles would leave the casual reader to believe The Goo was first found in 2025, year of our lord. What the media is not telling you is that The Goo is eternal. The Goo abides. Science can describe The Goo but it cannot know The Goo. Even The Great Lakes Commission is in on the scam. Bernal Thompson once tried to light The Goo on fire and not only did the goo not burn – Bernal Thompson did. The Wisconsin Historical Society is reported to have copies of the Ashland Weekly News from 1885-1905 but nowhere in the 3,794 searchable records will you find the story of Bernal Thompson and his experiments with The Goo. What other mysteries are being kept from you?

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